1. Mass Marketed Paperbacks
Mass marketed paperbacks give me horrible wrist aches and eye aches every time I try to read one. I run a risk turning the page as it will snap itself shut the moment I remove my other hand and not only will I have to search for my place, but I’ll have to pry the book opened again.
2. First Person-Present Tense
The natural tense to tell a story is in the past tense as most narrations are about something that has already come to past. However, I have read many a YA dystopias in my day, and I must admit the majority of them were in first person-present tense. The two biggest offenders that come to mind are Red Queen and Matched series that I was obsessed with. However, I realized just how jarring present tense narration is. It doesn’t feel organic to the narrator and often I’ve noticed most people who write in first person-present are trying to give the book a sense of urgency, but this is simply not how it works.
3. Shiny Paper
When I was in middle school, one of my favorite series was The American Girl Historical Fiction Adventures. I could read those books in an hour as they weren’t long. Although many of my friends thought they could’ve had a little more meat to them, the length wasn’t what bothered me about them. The paper used in those books were very shiny so if you wanted to read outside, which I do frequently during the summer, you might want to wear some shades. I just feel books shouldn’t be printed on solar panels.
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